Post by Skunky on Mar 28, 2007 18:07:22 GMT -5
I'm not trying to be a douche about this or anything, I just wanted to lay out some basic rules about board etiquette, etc., etc. This is to protect my rear end, which means it protects your all's as well.
1) Be courteous to other forum posters (unless I say otherwise, lol)
2) Don't seek out revenge on other posters for their comments, threads, topics, etc. (unless I say so)
3) Ignore the little comments above in parentheses, that's just me getting my giggle on.
4) Don't discuss overly private matters, i.e. how many dumps you took today, what it looked like, and how your neighbors felt afterwards (that's my job to discuss the mundanities of life, lol)...in all honesty, you could probably discuss how many dumps you took in any given day and I wouldn't harp on you...but you've been on forums before, you know what I'm talking about. Try to keep things below an 'R' rating, if you get my drift. If you simply must make NC-17 or XXX comments, please keep them strictly in the form of innuendo. Innuendo's cool, we all know that.
Basically, just use common forum sense and have fun! If anything else, PM me and I'll see to it your issue gets taken care of ASAP. I'm not gonna ban anybody unless they're (a) an absolute douchebag at all times or (b) they cause a ruckus on the boards. I don't wanna have to sick "the dog" on anybody, but if it must be done...it must be done.
Again, just have fun and use the ol' common sense meter. It looks like a gigameter, only it's from the mesozoic era.
Also, be on the look-out for the board's official SMITER. He goes by the name of ME, smells of half-microwaved Bagel Bites with a hint of Gentleman Jack, and drives a Volvo. He likes to smite random members on here.
1) Be courteous to other forum posters (unless I say otherwise, lol)
2) Don't seek out revenge on other posters for their comments, threads, topics, etc. (unless I say so)
3) Ignore the little comments above in parentheses, that's just me getting my giggle on.
4) Don't discuss overly private matters, i.e. how many dumps you took today, what it looked like, and how your neighbors felt afterwards (that's my job to discuss the mundanities of life, lol)...in all honesty, you could probably discuss how many dumps you took in any given day and I wouldn't harp on you...but you've been on forums before, you know what I'm talking about. Try to keep things below an 'R' rating, if you get my drift. If you simply must make NC-17 or XXX comments, please keep them strictly in the form of innuendo. Innuendo's cool, we all know that.
Basically, just use common forum sense and have fun! If anything else, PM me and I'll see to it your issue gets taken care of ASAP. I'm not gonna ban anybody unless they're (a) an absolute douchebag at all times or (b) they cause a ruckus on the boards. I don't wanna have to sick "the dog" on anybody, but if it must be done...it must be done.
Again, just have fun and use the ol' common sense meter. It looks like a gigameter, only it's from the mesozoic era.
Also, be on the look-out for the board's official SMITER. He goes by the name of ME, smells of half-microwaved Bagel Bites with a hint of Gentleman Jack, and drives a Volvo. He likes to smite random members on here.